So apparently my grandma, her husband, my dad, and my coworkers ALL think I’m dating someone who’s JUST a FRIEND.

I mean, yeah I would LIKE to be dating him, definitely wouldn’t say no to it, but it’s probably never gonna happen.
So apparently my grandma, her husband, my dad, and my coworkers ALL think I’m dating someone who’s JUST a FRIEND.

I mean, yeah I would LIKE to be dating him, definitely wouldn’t say no to it, but it’s probably never gonna happen.
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lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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I woke up at 7 for no goddamn reason even though I don’t start work until 1
There was a group of people protesting near my house for some unknown reason so I couldn’t go back to sleep
Shark Week started today
and then my grandma (who ALWAYS talks my ear off) decided to yakk my ear off (about shit I don’t care about) for the past 25+ minutes

Seth Meyers & Stefon
or
That One Time You Started Shipping A Real Person With A Character And You Wondered How Your Life Ended Up Like This And You Cried
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if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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“ I suffer from aviofobia. That means fear of dying in something that flies.”
— request by Anon.
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I am so emotional I’m the opposite of Spock: I’m like a Vulcan’t.
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But honestly when they started worshipping the Enterprise I was just like same
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